Fuck Yeah John Mayer!

marbar7890:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays the fucking guitar. He makes the best sex faces when playing the guitar.  He plays the guitar so fucking well he doesn’t need to sing (but he’s John Clayton Mayer, he can do that too!). If he can finger a fret board like that I can only imagine what he’d do….
2. He wrote a song called ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’. Now if the title doesn’t make you want to get naked with him, clearly the lyrics will. And don’t even get me started with the video. discovering me, discovering you oh talk dirty to me John, don’t be afraid to use your hands, my body is your fucking wonderland!
3. His body. I mean damnnnn. *drool* Don’t you just want to lick his tattoos?!
4. Long hair, messy hair, buzzed, he looks good with it all! but how often are you even looking at his hair…I mean those voluptuous lips are soooo distracting. Don’t you want to bite his lower lip?!
5. He’s raw and edgy and doesn’t care what people think. To the point where you go ‘holy shit did John just say he masturbates daily?!’ or rocks the ‘Borat thong’ while on vacation (that doesn’t leave much to the imagination, and I don’t care ;) )

I submitted this to the ‘Why They’re Hot’ blog, and just in case it doesn’t get published, here it is for your enjoyment.